Google’s April Fools’ Day prank has backfired, leaving the company looking the fool and a number of concerned users fearing for their jobs — or worse.
As 1 April began in Australia, the company announced its latest stunt: “Gmail Mic Drop”, a special version of the send button which appends a gif of a minion (one of the sexless, ageless merchandising icons from the Despicable Me series) dressed as the queen dropping a microphone to the end of your email.
“Everyone will get your message, but that’s the last you’ll ever hear about it,” Google added in a blogpost announcing the feature. “Yes, even if folks try to respond, you won’t see it.”
What could go wrong…?
I think the whole April Fool’s joke thing has gotten out of hand.
Yesterday, I linked to an article explains why “shareholder value” is a dumb idea. Looking at market capitalization to create a table of the most valuable companies is just as dumb. Since share price is often based on caprices, and share price doesn’t ever correlate realistically to shareholder value, this is just a way of fabricating news.
Market capitalization is a chimera. It’s based on the value of shares now, and it looks good when it’s high, but not so good when it’s low. But shares only really have value when you sell them. When the stock market is in a bubble, the financial news organs will tell you how much your shares are worth, but when there’s a “correction,” they claim that “X billion dollars have been wiped off the value of a company.” Neither of these are realistic, since that value is fictitious.
All that counts is whether a company’s share trend up or down, and how much it’s worth when you sell it. And of course, that’s all relative. Here’s Apple’s share price over the past three months:
And here’s the company’s share price over two years:
Sure, it’s been trending downward in the past six months, but it’s still up over the past two years. Unless you’re a short-term trader, the day-to-day price doesn’t make much of a difference.
So, this week, Alphabet is bigger than Apple. Next week it may be different. Big deal.
Lots of people use Gmail for their email, either using Google’s website in a web browser, or through an email client. You may use a @gmail address, or you may have a domain hosted on Google Apps for Work. When you use Google for your email–as well as for search, maps, and more–you have a number of security and privacy options you can set.
Google has a good set of tools for checking and tweaking your security settings, for both Gmail and for the rest of its services. In this article, you will discover how to run a Google Security Checkup, a Privacy Checkup, and how to tweak Google’s settings, so your account is secure. And I’ll walk you through Google’s Gmail Security Checklist.
I’ve got a lot of icons in my menu bar; too many, in fact. One icon showed up recently, and I couldn’t figure out where it came from. If I clicked it, the only thing that happened was that its background become highlighted. I couldn’t drag it off the menu bar. So what was it? How could I get rid of it?
You can see it above; it’s third from the right. It’s dimmed in the screenshot, and when I click it, it just adds a blue background.
It turns out that it’s something added by Google Chrome, a browser I use for some sites.
In searching for a solution, it seemed that there were some arcane hidden settings that you’d need to access to turn it off. But then I found that there is a simply menu command, in the Chrome menu, that turns it off too.
So, just choose Chrome > Hide Notifications Icon, and it’ll go away.
It’s only anecdotal evidence, but these stats show just how powerful Google is. My site is indexed by all the major search engines – and, as you can see, a number of minor ones too – but Google represents 98% of the visits to my website that come from searches. (The graphic below shows yesterday’s traffic that come from search engines.)
It may be that people using other search engines go to other websites; that, for some reason, I have a higher ranking with Google. I don’t know, but I know that Google owns searches to Kirkville.